Faith Appreciator Pillows

'The manna? Oh, the manna is great -- Now, about our housing problem....'

God Happens

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Honk if you're holy.

"Hallelujah!"

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

John the Baptist was clothed in camels hair and eight locusts.

'Oh, it wasn't glossolalia -- he just gets tongue-tied when he preaches about sex and marriage.'

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

"So Mr. Garvin asked, did we all have an understanding in writing? And I said, maybe we can talk about that."

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

At home with the Pope.

'Today's Sermon: Good Cholestrol Vs. Bad Cholestrol'

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.

Growing Churches

'More options!'

Two friars ringing bells

The first attempt at stoning St. Stephen...

Life is just four letters...