Saint Appreciator Pillows

"Today is All Saints' Day. It's not about candy...it's about honoring all the saints and remembering all their sacrifices!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

Love Birds love dancing together

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Mother Earth

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Saint Patrick

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

'Oh, it wasn't glossolalia -- he just gets tongue-tied when he preaches about sex and marriage.'

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"

"So Mr. Garvin asked, did we all have an understanding in writing? And I said, maybe we can talk about that."

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

Self-driving sled

'Today's Sermon: Good Cholestrol Vs. Bad Cholestrol'

"Jesus changed the water into wine and everyone drove home responsibly."

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Santa's Sleigh Accident

Two friars ringing bells

JOY

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

"Be careful on the polar express."

Please Decorate Our Tree. . . We are too busy.