Saintly Admirer Pillows

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Snow Devil

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

A man looks up at the earth

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Shrinks in heaven

Quills - Sizes 1-9

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'Look man, no wings!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Wash your hands

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Angel Music

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Zagat Rated.