Saintly Admirer Prints

Virgin Mary: World's Best Mom.

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Snow Devil

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

A man looks up at the earth

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Shrinks in heaven

Quills - Sizes 1-9

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Look man, no wings!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Angel Music

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Wash your hands

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.