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"Be honest - do these glasses make me look scarier?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

The tooth fairy.

"An everything Martini, please."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Birds Following Witch.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Devi's brew?"

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'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

Sleeping Beauty

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'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Define fair."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Ta Da!...

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

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'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"So, how's your other half?"

David Blaine, Age 60

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

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