Magic Admirer Prints

'You have just one more wish. Are you sure you want another belly-rub?'

'I'm a software engineer, so I can confirm it works by magic.'

Traffic Cone Monsters

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

The limits of power

'I always wanted to go into medicine, but I was never much of a dancer.'

'After being stuck in that bottle for 2000 years, I have to do something urgently before I can start granting your wishes!'

'You were meant to plant them not eat them, Jack.'

'What's your poison?'

'There's a wizard, three hobbits and an elf out here inquiring about a ring.'

'It's being recalled. It seems one of them turned into a pumpkin one night.'

"Define fair."

'I'm running a little behind. I got rear-ended.'

Deja Voodoo. I put a spell on you... 'I've heard that song before.'

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

Hipponotized

Palm reader reading a palm tree.

'So, that's something for your headache, something for your sore throat, and something to turn your children into mice.'

David Blaine, Age 60

'It looks like a lot, but I microwave it throughout the week.'

Pixie

Mountain Climber sees man performing Indian Rope Trick.

"Magical cookies! Rose-colored glasses! Illusions of security."

"You sold our cow for magical beanbags?"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Master of Illusion

"Granted, from now on they'll fetch."

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

A fairy godmother grants an old man a wish.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

I just don't trust those self-flying brooms yet.

You again? Stop rubbing against the lamp!

"'Open Sesame' opens the first door, but two-step authentication requires your mother's maiden name to open the second door."

"So, I'm only allowed three wishes?"