Magic Admirer Pillows

'You have just one more wish. Are you sure you want another belly-rub?'

'I'm a software engineer, so I can confirm it works by magic.'

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The limits of power

'I always wanted to go into medicine, but I was never much of a dancer.'

'You were meant to plant them not eat them, Jack.'

'After being stuck in that bottle for 2000 years, I have to do something urgently before I can start granting your wishes!'

"Define fair."

'It's being recalled. It seems one of them turned into a pumpkin one night.'

'What's your poison?'

David Blaine, Age 60

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Hipponotized

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

Deja Voodoo. I put a spell on you... 'I've heard that song before.'

Palm reader reading a palm tree.

Mountain Climber sees man performing Indian Rope Trick.

'So, that's something for your headache, something for your sore throat, and something to turn your children into mice.'

Pixie

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

"And is that your card?"

"You sold our cow for magical beanbags?"

"Well, darn, Ted, I just can't stay mad at you."

And that's why I'm still single!

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Save your breath kids, this is fly over country."

Master of Illusion

"Granted, from now on they'll fetch."

"So, how's your other half?"

Using ancient and powerful selling techniques, Tom actually talks the lid off a pickle jar

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

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"When I count to three you will have given up smoking but you will think you are Elvis Presley."

"Devi's brew?"

"Rabbit's on maternity leave. I'm the understudy. And take it easy on the ears."