Magic Trick Admirer Pillows

"O'Toole, I've been drinking GREEN beer all day, and now I've magically turned it back to YELLOW!"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Some black sheep at the financial consulting branch are working with cheap tricks.

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

The tooth fairy.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Birds Following Witch.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Cheating Death.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"Devi's brew?"

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

Ta Da!...

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

"So, how's your other half?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

"I love my luvvie."

"I got a job!"

David Blaine, Age 60