Magic Tricks Lover Pillows

'See the nice benefits?'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Primitive magician

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"This will be a tricky operation."

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Cheating Death.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

King and Jester

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

Beware of the Cat.

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.