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'There must be like a hundred of them in there!'

'Too many years as a knife thrower's assistant.'

"Yes, we have books on levitation. They're floating around somewhere!"

"Stretch it, we're running short."

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

'I'm in bits!!'

'Wow, this guy's good!'

Houdini.

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

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A magician saws in half an octopus

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

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"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Desert Island BBQ

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

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Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I said slime."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Rocket and Witch Race

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."