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'Too many years as a knife thrower's assistant.'

"Yes, we have books on levitation. They're floating around somewhere!"

"Stretch it, we're running short."

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

'I'm in bits!!'

'Wow, this guy's good!'

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

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A magician saws in half an octopus

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

'One eye of newt or two?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

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Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"I said slime."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

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"I can't believe he brought her."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Rocket and Witch Race

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

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