Magic Trick Appreciator Pillows

'Are you in the mood to be amazed?'

Backwards mirror.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Desert Island BBQ

"I said slime."

Turtle Hat

100% carbon neutral

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Rocket and Witch Race

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Magic Tricks

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Cheating Death.

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Witch's Brew.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Juggler and Illusionist

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"