Magic Appreciator Pillows

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"Wait - you're leaving? What about the polar ice cap?"

When the King's daughter kissed the frog,it turned into Prince.

Genie caught on the toilet.

The tooth fairy.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

Turtle Hat

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Birds Following Witch.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Rocket and Witch Race

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Magic Tricks

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"Devi's brew?"

Witch's Brew.

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'