Magic Appreciator T-Shirts

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"Wait - you're leaving? What about the polar ice cap?"

When the King's daughter kissed the frog,it turned into Prince.

Genie caught on the toilet.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

The tooth fairy.

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Broomstick crash.

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

"I can't believe he brought her."

Turtle Hat

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Birds Following Witch.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Rocket and Witch Race

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Magic Tricks

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Juggler and Illusionist