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'Pick a business card.'

Turtle Hat

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Scot holding a heart.

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

"I've told you again and again, just stick to your stupid card tricks."

Go on! Pick a card.

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

A turkey displays a deck of cards.

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

At the funeral of the amazing Voltar.

'They tricked us, Jake. There's no casino on this ship.'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

Hit me.

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

Barristers playing a joke

'He's an abstract painter.'

'I love working with my hands.'

Easily fooled, Andy is once again picked off at first base.

Bear offering salmon a short cut.