Card Trick Appreciator Mugs

'Pick a business card.'

Turtle Hat

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Scot holding a heart.

Paul and Debbie.

"I've told you again and again, just stick to your stupid card tricks."

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

Go on! Pick a card.

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

A turkey displays a deck of cards.

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

'They tricked us, Jake. There's no casino on this ship.'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

At the funeral of the amazing Voltar.

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

Hit me.

I think this is the episode of "Leave It to Beaver" where Wally and Eddie chain Lumpy's car to a tree. Couldn

"With Mindfulness, one may learn to sit through all distractions."

'I love working with my hands.'

Easily fooled, Andy is once again picked off at first base.

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

Bear offering salmon a short cut.

'He's an abstract painter.'