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Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Theatre Crowd

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Mark Knopfler.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"I got replaced by another clown"

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Oscar Victory

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

Flamenco

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'I'm just a struggling actor. Your insurance policy doesn't cover a real doctor.'

'He's not a normal human cannonball-he's heat seeking...'

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."

"Have you got it in beige?"

Fly Mimes.

You have to admit, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow is a defense that's pretty hard to deny.

"My daughter tells me that you work in the entertainment industry?"

Question my integrity, $10.

'I manage the old fashioned way. I just tell 'em: shut up and do as I say!'

Ken Dodd

Hamlet throws skull at noisy audience member on phone: 'Sorry about this, Yorick.'

John Corigliano

Statue of Liberty with a Theatre Mask.

Lap Line-Dancing Club

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'