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"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Showbiz Awards

Zombie standup

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Extreme miming"

The Rooster Comedian.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Comedy Cafe

Fly Fishing

Cow Show Tunes

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"That'll be five bucks."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'