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'What song is it you want to hear!'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Fun (circa 1955)

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Men dancing

Luthier

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

Musician

"There goes that creepy music again...

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

"I love it when he plays Mobark and Barkhoven."

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'

John and Yoko

Fly Mimes.

Johannes Brahms.

A patient plays the trumpet while in therapy.

'The best part is when the band starts playing again.'

"This next piece is dedicated to all of you walking by too busy to listen to it."

"So far earplugs are the money maker."