Entertainer Appreciator Gifts

Ken Dodd

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Zombie standup

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Showbiz Awards

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Children's Parties

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

The Rooster Comedian.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"We're following Carrot Top."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Extreme miming"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Comedy Cafe

Fly Fishing

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"That'll be five bucks."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Cow Show Tunes

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'