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Greek Home Theater

"Once you've stood up for one actor, you're not allowed to sit back down for the next."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Bravo!"

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"My kid could do that."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"I like to stay on top of things."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"I got replaced by another clown"

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

Trilby - 'Petits bonheurs de contrebande'.

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

Flamenco

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

"Since past performance doesn't guarantee future results I suppose it's conceivable you're correct."

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Tightrope Walker.

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

Everyone thinks they can do it

Petition to ban petitions from outside this market.

"I hope your parents appreciate the effort I make to get dressed and leave the house."

'Government performance targets reach unprecedented levels.'

'He's not a normal human cannonball-he's heat seeking...'

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

Question my integrity, $10.

'I manage the old fashioned way. I just tell 'em: shut up and do as I say!'

Standing ovation $5.

Hamlet throws skull at noisy audience member on phone: 'Sorry about this, Yorick.'

'It's for Pookie.'

Statue of Liberty with a Theatre Mask.

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

'Not very traditional granted, but you have to admire their sense of theatre don't you?'