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Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

Hay Rides $10

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

Nurse holding giant pill tells patient, 'Relax. It's chewable.'

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

Scale indicates the value of books.

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"That's Fred's Case History."

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

'Believe me, you don't know how lucky you are to be able to work at home.'

"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

"...and this is my better half...!"

'This restaurant is great They always keep my water glass full,'

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

Policemen marching

Scottish drill sergeant.

'Thank's mom, parents don't get enough appreciation.'

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

"This gold star is for being a good cop and...hey you! Don't turn around! You have been a very bad cop!"

As it were

Perspective Repair

"Actually, I wear two hats."

That's perfect, my eyes follow you around the boardroom.

"Once you've stood up for one actor, you're not allowed to sit back down for the next."