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Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

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Jarvis Cocker

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Admit it Johnson, isn't a pat on the back more intrinsically rewarding than a salary rise?"

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

Nurse holding giant pill tells patient, 'Relax. It's chewable.'

Sue Perkins

Scale indicates the value of books.

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"That's Fred's Case History."

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

'Believe me, you don't know how lucky you are to be able to work at home.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

"...and this is my better half...!"

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

'This restaurant is great They always keep my water glass full,'

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Scottish drill sergeant.

Policemen marching

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

'Thank's mom, parents don't get enough appreciation.'

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

"This gold star is for being a good cop and...hey you! Don't turn around! You have been a very bad cop!"

"Gracie, how can you appreciate being full...if you've never been hungry?"

Perspective Repair

"Once you've stood up for one actor, you're not allowed to sit back down for the next."

That's perfect, my eyes follow you around the boardroom.