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"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

"Don't you know who I am?! I demand an upgrade! I'm a platinum-plus frequent fly..."

'These are job perks.'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

A Prickly Pair

'... and finally, to my business partner I leave my corporate parking space.'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Perks

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

Tortured Plank

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'I warned you not to ask for a shorter work week.'

Our dental plan consists of a toothbrush and toothpaste.

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'

Man reacts to being goosed. Caption: The secret work of Doberman Pinschers

'Never forget that the best things in life are freebies.'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

New game - Aches and Bladders (Suitable for 70+).

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

Barristers playing a joke

Employee Benefits

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

May I have your frequent flier points and corporate parking space, sir?

"Have you got it in beige?"

'NO, you cannot borrow Grandpa's bus pass!'

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'

"The americans have been sniffing around again looking to poach some rainmakers...."