Perk Appreciator Gifts

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

"Don't you know who I am?! I demand an upgrade! I'm a platinum-plus frequent fly..."

'These are job perks.'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

A Prickly Pair

'... and finally, to my business partner I leave my corporate parking space.'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Perks

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

Tortured Plank

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'I warned you not to ask for a shorter work week.'

Our dental plan consists of a toothbrush and toothpaste.

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'

Man reacts to being goosed. Caption: The secret work of Doberman Pinschers

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'Never forget that the best things in life are freebies.'

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

New game - Aches and Bladders (Suitable for 70+).

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

May I have your frequent flier points and corporate parking space, sir?

Barristers playing a joke

Employee Benefits

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

I think this is the episode of "Leave It to Beaver" where Wally and Eddie chain Lumpy's car to a tree. Couldn

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

'Known in his youth as the 'Keister Bunny', due to the many atomic wedgies he received, Peter would become the greatest of all cottontails.'

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'

"With Mindfulness, one may learn to sit through all distractions."