Part-time Appreciator Gifts

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

'I'll do half of it.'

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Couple in Grey

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

"Have you got it in beige?"

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

"Are you binge watching again?"

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

Policemen marching

Scottish drill sergeant.

"Will you say the three magical words that always make me so happy?"

It's not deja vu if you get it every day, Bob.

"Honey! Remember when you used to nibble my ear?"

It's the thought that counts...'on our first anniversary he gave me a pearl necklce. On our silver anniversary he gave me a colonoscopy!'

"This gold star is for being a good cop and...hey you! Don't turn around! You have been a very bad cop!"

'-nobody has any manners nowadays,do they!'

"Once you've stood up for one actor, you're not allowed to sit back down for the next."

"Gracie, how can you appreciate being full...if you've never been hungry?"

'Admit it! You enjoy firing people, don't you?'

That's perfect, my eyes follow you around the boardroom.

Welcome signs 'Mediocre, Illinois, home of absolutely nothing at all'

Perspective Repair

"There's the UPS truck, but that's not Justin. What's going on?! Where the #@*! is Justin?!"