Perk Enthusiast Gifts

'This is a great place to work...They give you a day off every time you get married!'

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

'Poor guys never even had a hot tub in his office before.'

'Never forget that the best things in life are freebies.'

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

Perks

"...and, as well as your salary, you will be eligible for company transport - a pair of our latest running shoes."

Packaging Russian Dolls

'These are job perks.'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'... and finally, to my business partner I leave my corporate parking space.'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

No Double Parking

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'I warned you not to ask for a shorter work week.'

Ark under giant brolly.

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

"Do you think that our government is taking sufficient measures against global warming?"

Our dental plan consists of a toothbrush and toothpaste.

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.