Perk Aficionado Gifts

"The americans have been sniffing around again looking to poach some rainmakers...."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Bite out of fishing pier.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'These are job perks.'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Ink in a prison made out of pens.

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

Perks

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

Weapens of Mass Instruction

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"That explains the signature on the floorboard."

Sergeant Stripes

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

Our dental plan consists of a toothbrush and toothpaste.

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

R and D for a Pharmaceutical company

'Never forget that the best things in life are freebies.'

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'

CEO Incentives

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

"It's come to my attention that one of you hasn't taken advantage of the company's free gym membership."

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

'Why, there isn't even a company folder for 'Perks'!'

Cartoonists.