Perk Aficionado Gifts

"The americans have been sniffing around again looking to poach some rainmakers...."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Bite out of fishing pier.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'These are job perks.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Perks

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

Ink in a prison made out of pens.

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Weapens of Mass Instruction

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Sergeant Stripes

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

Our dental plan consists of a toothbrush and toothpaste.

"That explains the signature on the floorboard."

R and D for a Pharmaceutical company

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'Never forget that the best things in life are freebies.'

CEO Incentives

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

"It's come to my attention that one of you hasn't taken advantage of the company's free gym membership."

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

A woman climbs on a pen.

'Why, there isn't even a company folder for 'Perks'!'