Perks Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh, I love the perks and the power, but, on the other hand, it is an internship."

'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the break room.'

Our dental plan consists of a toothbrush and toothpaste.

Chester sat quietly as he enjoyed one of the perks that came with his job.

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

'These are job perks.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'... and finally, to my business partner I leave my corporate parking space.'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Perks

'I warned you not to ask for a shorter work week.'

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

'The position carries no salary but does provide for full medical and dental coverage, with three weeks vacation.'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'

'Never forget that the best things in life are freebies.'

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

"It's come to my attention that one of you hasn't taken advantage of the company's free gym membership."

'We have something with terrific fringe benefits. No salary - just fringe benefits.'

'We can't offer you the satisfaction of a gratifying career, but how does a paid week off and dental sound?'

Employee Benefits

'The firm provides every new executive with a personal trainer.'

'Why, there isn't even a company folder for 'Perks'!'

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

May I have your frequent flier points and corporate parking space, sir?

"Fixed-term contracts, social benefits, pension plans, health insurance. . . we have nothing to complain about. And that's why we're on strike!"

"The americans have been sniffing around again looking to poach some rainmakers...."

'Let me get this straight: The job comes with a full health care package? Including a dental plan? Impressive! What kind of salary are we talking?'

'And finally before I can permit you to shop in this store, have you ever raised your voice to a member of staff on any prvious occasion ?'