Parking Perk Enthusiast Gifts

'I want just enough work done so I'll qualify for Handicapped Parking.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Perks

Nice park. . .

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Our dental plan consists of a toothbrush and toothpaste.

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

'Never forget that the best things in life are freebies.'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Employee Benefits

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

"As a tribute to your outstanding career, we're retiring your assigned parking space."

Dozens of parking tickets under windscreen wipers. Woman passenger says: 'It might be time to give the windscreen a wipe.'

"...and, as well as your salary, you will be eligible for company transport - a pair of our latest running shoes."

Parking.