Parking Connoisseur Gifts

Valet parking.

Jurassic Parking Lot

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Nice park. . .

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

No Double Parking

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

As she left the mall, Audrey found a way to rake in some cash.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

"Over here, doofus."

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Spiritualist Society Parking

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

Parking

Parking.

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

'Nice parking job, Rudy.'

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

'Ok, hon, I'm on Google Earth now... I see a parking sport!'

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

Just A Place To Hang Your Hat In Old New York

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"