Parking Connoisseur Gifts

Valet parking.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Nice park. . .

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

Spiritualist Society Parking

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

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'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

'Nice parking job, Rudy.'

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

Parking.

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

Just A Place To Hang Your Hat In Old New York

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'