Parking Space Enthusiast Gifts

'I'd better go, Maggie - I don't want to get a parking ticket.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Here's the parking lot."

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Valet parking.

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

"Where's your manners? Lift your feet"

"OK then smartypants, if the universe is expanding, how come I still can't find a parking space?"

'Brilliant idea of yours Perkins to ensure that staff arrive on time - for thirty employees, only 20 parking spaces!'

'I want just enough work done so I'll qualify for Handicapped Parking.'

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

Parking Lot Dare

"It doesn't say anything about age."

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'

" 'Parking', yes. 'Belief Systems', not so much."

Cheap Parking

Good Cop, Bad Cop Parking Space

The Largest Parking Lot on Earth

'Surely we'll find a parking space this time around...'