Parking Space Seeker Gifts

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Here's the parking lot."

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

As she left the mall, Audrey found a way to rake in some cash.

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"If you're working from home today, do you mind if I go hang out at your office?"

' Dave - I need you to give me more space.'

'Separate bedrooms aren't enough -- we need separate breakfast nooks.'

'Walter, I need more space!'

"Margaret would like to move to a larger house, but I just don't see the need."

'We love having you in the Granny flat, mother, but we must respect each others space.'

'Ok, hon, I'm on Google Earth now... I see a parking sport!'

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

'Brilliant idea of yours Perkins to ensure that staff arrive on time - for thirty employees, only 20 parking spaces!'

'I want just enough work done so I'll qualify for Handicapped Parking.'

"Look at that brand-new building! I hear it has a cafeteria, a lounge and valet parking! I have to go!"

"OK then smartypants, if the universe is expanding, how come I still can't find a parking space?"

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

MANCAVELESS. Please help

Cheap Parking

The Largest Parking Lot on Earth

'I'm sorry, but everyone is out of the office right now, looking for a parking space.'

"It doesn't say anything about age."