Parking Space Police Gifts

Man Uses 'Disabled' Parking Space

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

'2 hours! I ain't parked here but 45 minutes.'

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Explanation #23 for why you seem to get a parking ticket the instant your meter expires.

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

"What are you doing??"

Meter Maid

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Parking meter holdup

'Don't even think of parking here!'

Parking validation

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Ace Towing.

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

No parking here. You will be toad.

Cross Platform.

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"