Parking Space Police Gifts

Man Uses 'Disabled' Parking Space

Jurassic Parking Lot

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

No Double Parking

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

'2 hours! I ain't parked here but 45 minutes.'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

Explanation #23 for why you seem to get a parking ticket the instant your meter expires.

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"What are you doing??"

Meter Maid

As she left the mall, Audrey found a way to rake in some cash.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Parking meter holdup

'Don't even think of parking here!'

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

Parking validation

Cross Platform.

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

Ace Towing.

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."