Parking Enforcer Gifts

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Nice park. . .

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'2 hours! I ain't parked here but 45 minutes.'

Explanation #23 for why you seem to get a parking ticket the instant your meter expires.

Meter Maid

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

"What are you doing??"

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Parking meter holdup

'Don't even think of parking here!'

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

Ace Towing.

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

No parking here. You will be toad.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Seat Belt Law.

'I have a taser! Step away from the lightning-rod, please.'

Traffic warden.

Towing a toy

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

Parking.