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Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Nice park. . .

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

No Double Parking

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

'2 hours! I ain't parked here but 45 minutes.'

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

Explanation #23 for why you seem to get a parking ticket the instant your meter expires.

"What are you doing??"

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

Meter Maid

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Don't even dream of parking here.

Parking meter holdup

'Don't even think of parking here!'

Ace Towing.

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

No parking here. You will be toad.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

You said this transfer would be a great opportunity for me! Parking Patrol. No, I said you'd be able to write your own ticket.

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Traffic warden.

Seat Belt Law.

Towing a toy

'I have a taser! Step away from the lightning-rod, please.'

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"