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Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Nice park. . .

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

No Double Parking

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

'2 hours! I ain't parked here but 45 minutes.'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

Explanation #23 for why you seem to get a parking ticket the instant your meter expires.

"What are you doing??"

Meter Maid

No U-turns

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

'Got a beautiful shot of a Jag speeding into a sunset last week!'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Parking meter holdup

'Don't even think of parking here!'

No parking here. You will be toad.

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

You said this transfer would be a great opportunity for me! Parking Patrol. No, I said you'd be able to write your own ticket.

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

Ace Towing.

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"£100 spot fine...er, because we don't like your face."

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"I don't care why you crossed the road, what I know is that you were jay-walking and I'm going to fine you!"

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.

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