Parking Violator T-Shirts

No Parking - Financial Advisor On Call.

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Nice park. . .

A Not So Grand Slam.

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

'2 hours! I ain't parked here but 45 minutes.'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

Meter Maid

Explanation #23 for why you seem to get a parking ticket the instant your meter expires.

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"What are you doing??"

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

'Don't even think of parking here!'

Parking meter holdup

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Ace Towing.

No parking here. You will be toad.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.

Towing a toy

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Traffic warden.

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"