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'This is my finest hour!'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Cake Free Zone

Nice park. . .

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

No Double Parking

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Don't even dream of parking here.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

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'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

Brookstick Clamp

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"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"

We all make mistakes but you made a whopper - you took my parking space.

"He was only here as a visitor, but collapsed when he saw the car park charges."