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"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Nice park. . .

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

'I think I see why attendance has been down.'

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Cross Platform.

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'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

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