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"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Nice park. . .

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

Cross Platform.

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Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

'I think I see why attendance has been down.'

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

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Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.