Parking Spot Philosopher T-Shirts

Reserved for Employee of the Month. You're a temp worker --- That's not the same thing as "employee of the month"!

Jurassic Parking Lot

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

"Wanna swap?"

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

'Is he taking the piss?'

Mission Impossible

Bank

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

"You love gloating, don't you?"

Mobile Holmes.

"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

Homeless Man: 'So...your Park bench or mine?'

Self-Reflecting Pool

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.