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"He was only here as a visitor, but collapsed when he saw the car park charges."

Jurassic Parking Lot

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

No Double Parking

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

Cross Platform.

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

'I think I see why attendance has been down.'

Parking validation

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

Parking

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

'I invented the parking ticket.'

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

Validate your parking?

New York City Rodeo

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."