Parking Fee Fighter Gifts

"He was only here as a visitor, but collapsed when he saw the car park charges."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Parking validation

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

Cross Platform.

'I think I see why attendance has been down.'

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Parking

'I invented the parking ticket.'

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

"I see cars. Lots of illegally parked cars."

Validate your parking?

New York City Rodeo

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."