Street Parking Warrior Gifts

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Valet parking.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

New York City Rodeo

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

Validate your parking?

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

'I want just enough work done so I'll qualify for Handicapped Parking.'

'I had a wonderful evening and I'm really sorry Ed's still looking for a parking spot.'

'I'm not stealing your parking space...We're sharing.'

Reserved for Handicapped Parking and arrogant SOBs who don't think that the rules apply to them because they are just soooooooo special!

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

"Sorry, I'm holding this space till I can find a bank to give me a car loan."

Car runs off the road into the woods. A no parking zone.

"Your estimated arrival time is 6:38. . . but you won't find parking until 7:04."

The Largest Parking Lot on Earth

Cheap Parking

" 'Parking', yes. 'Belief Systems', not so much."

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'

"It doesn't say anything about age."

Parking Lot Dare