Parking Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't reimburse. I validate. I listen and acknowledge how difficult it was for you to find a place to park."

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

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" 'Parking', yes. 'Belief Systems', not so much."

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'

'Oh look, someone has complimented me on my parking!'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"It doesn't say anything about age."

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Nice park. . .

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

Life's a bench.

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'Please tell me you made reservations.'

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

'Nevermore.' (quote the raven, feeding pigeons)

"If anyone needs me, I'm on my biscotti break in Bryant Park, ogling the shirtless losers."

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

"Why do we lose our leaves in the fall - I'm cold all winter."

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.