Parking Connoisseurs Gifts

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Here's the parking lot."

Nice park. . .

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"Over here, doofus."

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

Spiritualist Society Parking

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

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'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

'You can't go wrong. The Futura is a Japanese car made in America, and the Silvette is an American car made in Japan.'

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

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'Nice parking job, Rudy.'

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

'Ok, hon, I'm on Google Earth now... I see a parking sport!'

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

Just A Place To Hang Your Hat In Old New York