Parking Aficionado Gifts

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

"I understand what you're saying mother, but it still doesn't feel quite right."

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

'Do we have to go? This is the best parking space I've ever gotten. . . if we leave, someone else will get it, and I won't have it anymore.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Nice park. . .

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Spiritualist Society Parking

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Parking

'Nice parking job, Rudy.'

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

Coming soon, wet paint.

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

Parking.

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

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