Parking Aficionado Pillows

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

"I understand what you're saying mother, but it still doesn't feel quite right."

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

'Do we have to go? This is the best parking space I've ever gotten. . . if we leave, someone else will get it, and I won't have it anymore.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Nice park. . .

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

Spiritualist Society Parking

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"Over here, doofus."

Parking

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

Parking.

'Nice parking job, Rudy.'

Coming soon, wet paint.