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Parking Lot Dare

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Here's the parking lot."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

Cross Platform.

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Parking validation

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

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