Parking Spot Strategist Gifts

'Ok, hon, I'm on Google Earth now... I see a parking sport!'

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

"You always take the parking spot of least resistance."

"Sorry, I'm holding this space till I can find a bank to give me a car loan."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Here's the parking lot."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Nice park. . .

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

As she left the mall, Audrey found a way to rake in some cash.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"Over here, doofus."

Parking validation

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

Cross Platform.

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.