Parking Spot Strategist T-Shirts

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

"You always take the parking spot of least resistance."

"Sorry, I'm holding this space till I can find a bank to give me a car loan."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Here's the parking lot."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Nice park. . .

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

Cross Platform.

Parking validation

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

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