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Jurassic Parking Lot

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Here's the parking lot."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

As she left the mall, Audrey found a way to rake in some cash.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

Parking validation

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

Cross Platform.

"Over here, doofus."

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.